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Monkey Grip Sizzle Vulcanizing Patches

Monkey Grip Sizzle Vulcanizing Patches

 

The once fell of a bicycle. The bicycle was fine after the fall. The Monkey was not.

“Ouch!” said The Monkey.

“Where does it hurt?” asked a concerned .

“On a body part I’d rather not discuss!” said The Monkey. “I think I might need stitches but  after paying my insurance premium I can’t afford the copay to see a doctor!”

“Not to worry,” said Uncle Boris. “Let me get a Monkey Grip Sizzle Vulcanizing Patch.”

“The bicycle tires are fine.” said The Monkey.

“The patch ain’t for the bicycle!” said Uncle Boris.

“Is this a good idea? The instructions on the can say to scrape the area to be patched, place the patch on and then light it with a match!” said The Monkey.

“Close your eyes and think of England.” replied Uncle Boris.

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The above story is a dramatization.

The moral of this story is that The United States should eliminate the medical insurance industry and adopt National Health Care. It works in other developed countries where the government is not bought and owned by corporate interests.

Harold Fails To Understand The Concept Of Brainwashing

Brainwashing

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You Too Can Be A Massage Therapist!

You Too Can Be A Massage Therapist!

“Just follow these simple instructions!” says The Monkey!

Industry Promotes Bodily Health And Mental Activity

Industry Promotes Bodily Health And Mental Activity

Interesting Objects #47

The Shaker Asthma Cure

The Shaker Asthma Cure

For Asthma Only

Price – One Dollar

 

Scientific Water Treatment At Home

Scientific Water Treatment At Home

 The is confused.

It looks like the are being treated, not the water.

And if the water is considered treated after being used on the people then I don’t want any!

 

Secrets For Married People

Secrets For Married People