Troupe Of Very Remarkable Trained Pigs
“Alfred, you’ll catch a cold!” says The Monkey “Hey Alfred, over here!” says The Monkey. “Are you listening to me?” says The Monkey. “Suit yourself, Alfred!” says The Monkey
“I don’t want spurious sugar in my tea!” says The Monkey. “I don’t want spurious sugar in me!” says The Monkey
“Uncle Boris tried this stunt, but only once,” says The Monkey. “I wonder if that’s why Uncle Boris never had any children?
“Anything I could say would be wrong,” says The Monkey.